May 2013
What girls say: I'm fine
What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
snorlaxatives:
99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times
Me: *eats three dinners*
Me: but why am I fat?
